How to save your job as a programmer?
· ☕ 1 min read · 🤖 Naresh Mehta
Write the code like this and most probably you will be the only expert to maintain it, which will guarantee your job and provide you with the much needed job security!
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main(t,_,a)
char *a;
{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a)&&t == 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,"@n’+,#’/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/’r :’d*’3,}{w+K w’K:’+}e#’;dq#’l q#’+d’K#!/\
+k#;q#’r}eKK#}w’r}eKK{nl]’/#;#q#n’){)#}w’){){nl]’/+#n’;d}rw’ i;# ){n\
l]!/n{n#’; r{#w’r nc{nl]’/#{l,+’K {rw’ iK{;[{nl]’/w#q#\
n’wk nw’ iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%’l##w#’ i; :{nl]’/*{q#’ld;r’}{nlwb!/*de}’c \
;;{nl’-{}rw]’/+,}##’*}#nc,’,#nw]’/+kd’+e}+;\
#’rdq#w! nr’/ ‘) }+}{rl#’{n’ ‘)# }’+}##(!!/")
:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(a[31]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == ‘/’)+t,_,a\
+1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"):*a==’/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc \
i@bK’(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);}
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